The gentry have landed

DON’T CHA just love being ruled by the pair of toffs above? It’s just like being back in the 19th century!

Welcome to the new world, the party of old Etonians and a party with no blacks or Asians, ruling us all with not a woman to be seen.

Still, at least Nicholas, Davey boy and Gideon all had fun over dinner last night; until...

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