Third of Brits believe Peter Griffin leads the BNP

I KNOW, I know, you don’t know whether to laugh or cry at the stupidity of your fellow Brit; on balance, it’s best just to laugh, and ponder for a second what Seth MacFarlane makes of it all.

The surprusing (or maybe not) results come from a poll of 1,498 members of the public carried out by “the UK’s leading discount code and voucher site”, ‘myvouchercodes.co.uk’ - “a great way to save money when you shop online”. Allegedly.

The survey also revealed that more people recognised celebrity nonentity Jordan’s new husband Alex Reid than Gordon Brown, with 47 per cent of those polled saying Jeremy Clarkson would make the best celebrity PM.

So now you know. It’s official. TV and celeb culture have taken over people’s minds!

And with that, I bid you good-night; don’t have nightmares, do sleep well...