EXCLUSIVE: Archie’s killer unveiled

WHO’d’ve thought it, eh?! Look at him, beaming brazenly next to the ancient, decrepit, centuries-old relic - and a bust of Queen Victoria as well.

Though as these pictures, smuggled out at great risk from ’Enders’ Elstree studios prove, he’s got previous...

    

... bitch-slapping and then torturing poor Archie in fits of rage rarely seen in public from the amiable buffoon.

Yeah, I know, I know what you’re all thinking, if only he would give up his day job and turn to acting full time; alas, ’tis not to be, and the Square’s loss is London’s gain even bigger loss.

• Watch Uncle Archie get bust-ed
• Interview with Larry Lamb