Too funny!

Enjoy!

Best sign ever

CHECK out this gem of a sign I snapped while strolling the streets of Philadelphia.

...One of the nation’s first urban penal institutions, it confined felons, prisoners of war, Tories, and debtors from 1775 to 1838...

As a former Tory Home Secretary meant to have said, “I know what causes crime, cri-min-els Tories!”

Remember, my felonious blue-rossetted friends, if you don’t want to do the time...

• On this day in 1781: Lord Cornwallis surrenders to General Washington and the War of Independence is over

Balloon d’Or

IF the balloon went in as well, would that have counted as two goals?!

There are some things in life money just can’t buy; for everything else, there’s Scousers! :)

Now you see it...

Now you don’t!



Read the column in all its inglory here - more reaction on the Twitter hash tags #Jan and #janmoir - join the Facebook group and read a couple of good articles on the Telegraph and Guardian and a blinder from Charlie Brooker.

• Left Foot Forward: Forensic butchery of the piece
• Email the beyatch: j.moir200@btinternet.com

Tax-dodging traitor teams up with Tories

C**t RAT.

• Bono the artful tax dodger
• Bono, tax avoider

This just in from the hills above Manchester:

FIRST up in the crosshairs: Daniel Hannan.

Followed by Liam Fox; lends new meaning to the term “fox hunting”!

Remember, you heard it here first.

• Protect the hunting ban
• Keep Cruelty History

The fightback begins

WE WILL BE BACK.