The relaunch

"Get me Balls and Darling. I want to see their drawings for 'Newww Laaabour on the Blecch!'

"And where's my fershluggen pastrami sandwiches?"

"Wow," the audience roared. "We'll never wash these eyes again!"

• Watch Gordon dazzle the Labour conference
• June 2007: Brown's inaugural address as Prime Minister