Gazumped!

REJOICE, rejoice, rejoice!

Roman's empire is beginning to crumble!!!

Man City are now the richest club in the world, a thousand times richer than Chelsea.

Abramovich and his bitch, slap-head Pete, look like a pair of Siberian peasants next to the Abu Dhabi mafia.

How long before the dastardly double act are seen shivering outside Eastlands, begging bowls in hand, crying "spare a Kopek, effendi"?!

    

£32.4 million for Robinho, £30.75 million for Berba: the British transfer record smashed twice in one night, and much better value than the previous record fee of £30 million for Sheva, remember him?

And tonight, unconfirmed reports that Kevin Keegan's been sacked by Newcastle.

This is, without doubt, the wackiest 36 hours in Premiership history!

Now, I wonder what Roman and Pete are gonna do with all those Robinho shirts...

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