We've packed our bags and we're off to India

A BEAUTIFUL land, a place I like to call home, but 'tis a nation divided along lines of wealth and class, in which millions live in poverty, a land where the rich seem to get richer while the poor get poorer, a country whose Government is on the verge of collapse and whose cricketers are performing abysmally...

But enough about England, I've got a plane to catch!

Hopefully the Prime Mentalist will have been shipped off to a Guatemalan insane asylum by the time I get back, shouting "it's the global economy, stupid" as he's dragged away kicking and screaming in a straitjacket.

Au revoir, mes amis!