Pinochet in the House?

    

NOT bloody likely considering the murderous tyrant is dead, but his lookalike sat next to Gordon Brown at PMQs yesterday afternoon.

A co-conspirator noted it first time round on Guido's blog, and, on
This Week, I saw it for myself.

His name is General Paul Murphy-ochet, the Secretary of State for Wales, nodding sagely every time the Prime Minster blamed the faltering economy on "global economic forces" and not himself.

Quite how he managed to keep a straight face is anyone's guess.