Same difference?

    

    

SO, WHO will emerge triumphant in the battle to succeed Sir Menzies Campbell as leader of the Liberal Democrats?

Chris Who or Calamity Clegg? The Gordon Brown wannabe or the David Cameron doppelgänger?

In any case, does anyone really care? After all, X Factor muppets like the aforementioned group get more votes each week than the Lib Dems do in a year.

Judging by their set-to on this afternoon's Politics Show ...



... perhaps they'd be better off setting up their own reality show, I'm a Liberal Democrat, get me out of here!