Eet's just not cricket!

    

CHRISTOPHER Martin-Jenkins to star in new BBC drama
The Company, broadcast tonight?

Sadly not, for 'tis only his lookalike Michael Keaton, Batman himself!

CMJ's out in Sri Lanka for the Test series which starts next Saturday.

They may have encountered snakes snoozing away on the outfield in their last tour game, but I bet the England players are glad they didn't encounter this scary scorpion:



Sends a shiver down yer spine!