Brown and the Arctic Monkeys

Maybe Gordon should be paying slightly more attention to this fine group. After all, they have penned a very apt ditty about one of his opponents for the Labour leadership, John McDonnell. Here it is (with a few ammendments):

"I said, who's that Trot there? I wonder what went wrong so that he had to roam the streets. He doesn't do major policies, I doubt he does beliefs. It's all not quite legitimate.

"And what a scummy man, just give him half a chance I bet he'll rob you if he can. Can see it in his eyes, yeah that he's got a conscience blank amongst some other offences. And I've seen him with dictators of the night and he told Saddam to put on his red light.

"They're all infected but he'll be alright, cause he's a scumbag, don't you know?

"I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!?"