DC turns MC
"Yo whassup y'all? Down in the hood me and my Eton possy is jus' chillin'. You listenin' bredrin? Wagwaan blaaad, get me and my homeboy Georgey O some charlie or you is dead, mutha fucka!"
Well, maybe that's not quite how it went down when US rapper Rhymefest met Tory leader David Cameron for a tete-a-tete.
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall ...